University Park, PA-- Kyle Trever (junior - management)used an accounting book yesterday afternoon in 108 Forum to hide the erection that he obtained after day-dreaming in class.

	Penn State Junior Kyle Trever calls his roommate on a cellular phone to relay the days events which happened at the forum.

     Kyle was thinking about the attractive blonde girl in the second row and was about to mentally remove her sweater when he was startled by Accounting 211 Professor Dr. Linos asking him to come to the board to answer a homework problem.

     "I tried to wait as long as I could before coming to the board," Trever admitted, "But the wood just wouldn't die."

     Using the seven pound Accounting 211 Text, Essentials of Accounting textbook by Robert Anthony and Leslie Pearman, Trever pressed the book against his crotch as he walked to the board in an effort to hide his protuberance.

	Thankfully, Kyle remembered to bring the above accounting book to class to avoid some embarrassment.

     Fellow student David Scheymore stated, "I didn't know what Trever was doing with that book. He was walking kind of funny though."

     This was the first time that Trever had to employ the Book Coverage Technique since English 15 freshman year.

     "The girl was grade A prime beef," Trever stated, "I think that I'm going to have to start wearing sweatpants to class."