University Park, PA--Yesterday, Denise Stankovski (sophomore – telecommunications) surmounted a huge moral obstacle by adhering to her New Year’s resolution to “not, like, act all totally like an airhead.”

	Denise Stankovski assumes an "intellectual" pose as part of her New Year's Resolution

     “It was completely, like, self-control. I swear,” claimed Ms. Stankovski, twirling her hair around her index finger in her Beaver Hill apartment. “Me and my friend Melissa were um, well, she’s really not, like, my friend, but anyway, me and my not-like-friend Melissa were sitting around up at Jake’s house when the phone just, like, started ringing."

     “So I said, ‘You know, I think the guys just went down to pick up the Uncle Chen's or something, so should, like, one of us answer it?’ And Melissa was all like, ‘I don’t know, it’s like that one time when I was totally freaked out because the phone kept ringing and ringing. And I would pick it up, and there was this just, like, breathing sound and I was so weirded out, you know?’"

     “And the phone kept ringing and ringing and so I, like, told Melissa about my New Year’s revolution just to, like, ease her mind. She’s soooo stupid, I’m glad I’m not, like, like that this year,” said Ms. Stankovski, rolling her eyes.

     “This revolution I picked is a lot, like, easier than not going down on guys anymore just because I don’t know their names. I so totally couldn’t stick to that one!”