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Skimpy, Slutty Summer Outfits Heat Up Comm 110 Lecture
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- After several weeks of building hormonal anticipation, students at the Forum's 1:05 Comm 110 lecture can finally let out an orgasmic sigh of relief. With temperatures reaching the mid 70s this past week, and expected to rise to the 80s soon, sexy summer outfits have made their way back out of the closet, and barely on to the collective student body.
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Jennifer Bunswick, wearing one of the "skimpy" outfits that have become increasingly prevalent in lecture halls. |
Tank tops, short shorts, bikini tops, and sundresses have been appearing with increased frequency on the bodies of the class's young, lithe female students. Attendance of male students has nearly doubled in the past two weeks, and has been credited directly to the ample amounts of skin being flashed in class.
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Student Severely Disappointed By Penn State York Campus
YORK, PA-- Penn State student Jessica Wilksa thought her first year away from home would be a time of joy and new experiences, but after spending more than six months at Penn State York she wishes that she had never left. Read more...
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New Course to Explore Perverted Arts’ Impact
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-– In an effort to further enhance Penn State’s diverse learning environment, a new arts course has been added to the fall 2001 schedule. The course will be entitled “The Social Impact of the Perverted Arts,” and will study how the perverted arts have affected our society. Read more...
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Racism Allegations Hit Peak;
Students Demand White Building Be Torn Down
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- The back and forth racism dicussions on Penn State's University Park campus reached a fever pitch this week as a group of students demanded that the White building be torn down. Read more...
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Pirates Manager Asks for God's Help Before Game; "No" says God
PITTSBURGH, PA-- As Pittsburgh Pirate manager Lloyd McClendon gathered the boys around prior to their game against Cincinnati, he did something a lot of athletes do: pray. Read more...
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