UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- After several weeks of building hormonal anticipation, students at the Forum's 1:05 Comm 110 lecture can finally let out an orgasmic sigh of relief. With temperatures reaching the mid 70s this past week, and expected to rise to the 80s soon, sexy summer outfits have made their way back out of the closet, and barely on to the collective student body. Tank tops, short shorts, bikini tops, and sundresses have been appearing with increased frequency on the bodies of the class's young, lithe female students. Attendance of male students has nearly doubled in the past two weeks, and has been credited directly to the ample amounts of skin being flashed in class.

Male students in Comm 110 have noticed that the skimpiness of Kelly Graff's outfits is directly proportional to the temperature.

             "If I position my head right, it looks like I'm just kind of resting, but I'm actually looking down everybody's tops. It's great!" noted sophomore class member Brad Zwecki, from his seat in the row directly above fellow students Brie Travis, Karen Malloy, and Amy Simms. "On Wednesday, this girl directly in front of me, I think her name is Karen, she wore a sundress, and no bra - I kid you not! Dude, I could see her nipples and everything. I mean, her nipples!” Continued Zwecki, "The best was at the end of class, when she turned around to put her books in her bag, and bent over. I was already packed up, but I stayed there pretending to copy notes, for at least another 2 minutes. What a rack on that girl. I hope she wears that dress again this week."

             Raging hormones reached a crescendo on Friday, when new Pi Beta Phi pledge Beth Wilcox was punished for sleeping through a crucial Thursday night pledging activity. Forced by her sorority sisters to wear her shortest skirt and no panties, Wilcox caused quite a stir when she momentarily forgot to cross her legs during class. "I had heard about it from this guy in my row, he is in some frat or something, so I kept my eyes open, but I was not expecting anything, to be honest," recalled Sanjay Gupta (freshman-DUS). "But then my friend Ramesh, he sits by me, and he elbows me at like 1:40 or so, and I casually turned around, pretending to stretch, and I could not believe it! She had accidentally spread her legs! I mean, you could see her cooter! Can you believe it? Her cooter!! Then she suddenly looked down and crossed her legs quickly. But who cares! I saw her cooter! I mean can you believe it?" When asked about the incident, Ms. Wilcox had no comment, though her tight, nearly see-through A&F Hadley Terry halter spoke volumes.

Dr. Braithwait is thrilled with the recent rise in class attendance.

             While the section's instructor, Dr. Nigel Braithwait, has noticed the sharp rise in attendance the past 2 weeks, he refuses to credit the skimpy female outfits, focusing instead on his shift from note-packet lectures to more open-ended topical class discussion. "I believe the reason for the rise in attendance is that, with my current events discussion, students really enjoy the free-flow of ideas and opinions, which I then relate to the text book material." Added Dr. Braithwait, "the best thing about the new learning environment is that I can walk around the room instead of just standing at the podium the whole time. I can bend over and talk to the students on a personal level, and also sneak a peak at their delectable mammeries. For me, it is indeed the best of both worlds."

             While much gratification has been provided to the eager students of the class, many lament the continued unwillingness of freshman Ashley Davis, widely viewed as the most attractive member of the class, to don more provocative attire. "I mean, she is still wearing jeans to class," observes Zwecki. "I really hope it's not because she has bad legs or something. Imagine if she has like a plastic leg or something? I don't even wanna think about that. I'm hoping she comes around. She looks like she has an amazing ass."