UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- Boyfriend Walter Van Horn (sophomore - dairy science) has transformed from meat-loving carnivore to pussy-whipped pansy all because of his girlfriend Rebecca Delmore (sophomore -English).

             Delmore, president of the Animal Rights Society (ARS) at Penn State, met Van Horn in Pollock Lab and he instantly fell for her “luscious blue eyes.”

             “It was kismet,” stated Van Horn, “I knew I had to date this girl so I asked her to go to a movie, and surprisingly she said ‘yes’.”

             On the couple’s one month anniversary at the Corner Room, Rebecca asked, “Please darling, don’t order any meat. I was a bit hesitant at first, but when she threatened to withhold physical affection from me, I knew I had to cave in.”

             Since that day, Rebecaca has been using the same physical coercion tactic to slowly turn Van Horn into a vegan.

Walter Van Horn and girlfriend Rachel protest against beef outside McDonalds in NYC during a recent field trip with ARS.

             “First it was beef, then pork, then chicken, now look at him” stated Van Horn’s friend, “How low would this guy go just to get a little booty?”

             Apparently pretty low.

             Currently Van Horn has been coerced into not eating any flesh food. In addition, he now also avoids dairies and eggs, as well as fur, leather, wool, down, and cosmetics or chemical products tested on animals.

             However, Van Horn does not seem to realize how thoroughly he has been whipped. He states “veganism, the natural extension of vegetarianism, is an integral component of a cruelty-free lifestyle. Living vegan provides numerous benefits to animals' lives, to the environment, and to our own health,” and perhaps most importantly to his penis.

             As of last week, Van Horn has switched majors to English and no longer plans to return to the family form outside Pittsburgh after graduation.

             “The decisions I am making are my own personal ones,” stated Van Horn “In fact, just ask Rebecca, she’ll tell you how I feel.”

             Currently the two have been together for a year and are planning an eco-friendly wedding for after graduation.