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Matt Senneca Demoted to Second String Nittany Notetaker
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Senneca, who formerly jotted the primary notes in such classes as CSE 331 and HIST 317. |
STATE COLLEGE, PA-- The State Stump has learned that Nittany Notes, the beloved note providing institution for Penn State students, has recently demoted employee Matt Senneca to second string notetaker.
Senneca started the semester as primary notetaker for CSE 402 and HIST 395, but soon fell out of favor with Nittany Notes president William Tufts, who was forced to demote Senneca halfway through the semester. Read more...
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Students Living Off-Campus Renourish During Break
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Above: Storage space required for beverages often leaves students with little room for food. |
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- Many students living in off-campus apartments took advantage of Thanksgiving break to fight off the borderline malnutrition that results from their often meager diets.
As the semester wears on many students find their cupboards growing increasingly bare as both money and the initial parentally-funded stash begin to run out. Lack of finances puts many students into a mode of forced thriftiness, in which they struggle to meet the nutrition needs of their active, stressful lives with the minimum food budget available to them. Read more...
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Campus Stoners Rally...
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- In an impressive show of solidarity, all 28 Penn State students gathered at the HUB today, for the annual “Dude, When Are They Gonna Legalize Weed Already” rally, decided to cut short the protest and just fuckin’ go back to my place and get blitzed. Read more...
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Bands' Philosophies Questioned
STATE COLLEGE, PA-- Recent quotes by Blue Oyster Cult member Sandy Pearlman, who stated that he's "afraid of dying" have caused many music fans to rethink how they live their lives. Lifelong Blue Oyster Cult fan Donald Moore and webmaster of "IDontFearTheReaper.com: Blue Oyster Cult rules!" was shocked by Sandy's comments. Read more...
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