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Freshman "Scores" Eight Times in One Night
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- Douglas McGuire (freshman - DUS) claims that he "got some" from eight different girls in one night January 26, 2001 after he came home from a frat party at Sigma Pi. McGuire recounted his night of carnal passion to his jealous floormates Saturday morning at brunch.
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Douglas McGuire strikes a pose that "makes the ladies scream."
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McGuire boasted that he started his night by making out with a "blonde bimbo" at the Sigma Pi Fraternity. He went back to his East Halls dormitory to get some rest, but his "suave manner and stunning good looks" prevented him from going to sleep.
"I wandered around the 3rd floor of Pennypacker for a few minutes, and ended up in a girl's bed, I mean what a rack she had. I'm talking Pam Anderson style."
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Suspect Found in Pennypacker Hall Assault Incidents
STATE COLLEGE, PA-- Students in Pennypacker Hall can sleep a little easier this week as the suspect who had allegedly entered eight unlocked dorm rooms was taken into custody Sunday Night.
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Special Report: Some Students Wash Hands, Others Don't
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- In a recent survey, the Penn State Student Hygiene Organization learned that only half of Penn State students wash their hands after using the facilities.
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Formal/Gangbang Cancelled
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- The monthly Sigma Epsilon Chi - Kappa Upsilon Mu formal/gangbang has been cancelled until further notice because of the new dry policy adopted by Penn State sororities.
"I wouldn't go near those girls if I was sober," said Sig Ep president Brian Bullinger (senior - MSIS).
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Grad Student Has Urinal Troubles
STATE COLLEGE, PA - What would you sacrifice to save a cheap ballpoint pen? Would you be willing to suffer public embarrassment? Would you risk contracting a bacterial infection? Chen Li Wen (graduate - mathematics) faced these questions yesterday afternoon during a mishap in the Osmond Laboratory men's room. Read more...
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Student Adds 100th Person to Her Buddy List
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- Without much pomp and circumstance, but with joy in her heart, Rajah Ingandi (freshman - DUS) added the 100th buddy, PSUStud69, to her buddy list Friday night according to online friend Debbie, AKA, MuchasGracias20. Read more...
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Cockfest Explodes at PSU
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- Following the recent success of "Cuntfest", a number of on-campus men's organizations have put together several activities intended to celebrate the desires and emotions of men. Men Stopping Rape, S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T., and all Penn State fraternities will sponsor "Cockfest," which is scheduled for late February. Read more...
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