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Campus Loop Driver No Longer Needs Map
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA— Campus Loop run number 17,890 was different than all the others for driver Walter “Sparky” Locksman, as he no longer needed to use a map to complete the fifteen stop bus route.
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Despite a job that would drive normal people insane, Loop Driver Walter Locksman greets people with a smile as they enter his bus.
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The Campus Loop is used by 5,000 students each day to get to various locations around campus and is serviced by the CATABUS corporation.
Locksman, a two year veteran campus loop driver, decided to forgo using a map for directions after some thought when he realized that “in actuality, basically I’m just driving around in a circle for 40 times a day.” However, the transition from map to mapless would not be as simple as one might expect.
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Adam Taliaferro Regains Super Powers
STATE COLLEGE, PA-- Nearly five months after his evil foes nearly destroyed protector of the universe Adam Taliaferro, the world can breathe a collective sigh of relief. Today, after many nerve-racking weeks, the super-hero was once again able to fly under his own power.
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Study Shows Penn State Girls Find Boys Attractive, Just Not That Guy
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- A recent survey of Penn State female students gave male students reason for hope, all except one that is.
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Three PSU Students Missing, Squirrels Prime Suspects
STATE COLLEGE, PA-- Three Penn State students who are missing since Friday Afternoon are believed to be kidnapped by the normally lovable squirrels.Read more...
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Use Found for Student-run Newspaper
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA-- The Collegian, Penn State’s own student run newspaper, has been providing quality crossword puzzles on a daily basis to the student body for over 110 years. But what about the rest of the paper?
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Sports Report: The Penn State Recruiting Beat
(Each month, or whenever he remembers, Penn State alumnus, and self-proclaimed Nittany Lion all-sports fan, Earl "Buddy" Krepps will update the recruiting progress of various Penn State athletics teams)
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